When your *supposed* best friend, strooper1 conveniently forgets to send you a beta code to Destiny, and forces you to do unspeakable things to attain one. #overit #hopehecatchescrabs
The jokes on you because I already have crabs and also who are you again?
Your ass is off the team. Go on and bitch and moan. You don't deserve the dream. You're gonna die alone. DIE ALONE, DIE ALONE, DIE ALONE, DIE ALONE.
Thanks for noticing! Lots of water and portion control 💁